"G" MAGNET

I always believed that people is like a magnet. They pull certain type of people into their life and usually because of these people have the similar personalities, attitude, the way of living or just completely opposite attraction. Basically if you’re a strong and confident person – you will attract a group of other strong and confident person and if you’re too dominant -- you will attract the opposite personality, subsequently you will be their "queen bee" =)

And unlike others ... mine has a name and it’s called “G” Magnet which means Gay Magnet.

Seriously almost everywhere I go e.g.; malls, cinemas, café’s, clubs, pubs, discos or even when I was traveling. Somehow I always ended up collided with “G” Man and other fun facts; from 8 out of 10 men who dare to talk and approach me are “G” Man and only (2) are straight man … Well, who knows they can be bisexual too =)

Apparently without I realized I have ”G Friendly Vibe” that is screamed out loud all over my body!!! And the “G” man sees me as a raw diamond where real diamond has 4C qualities (Carat, Cut, Clarity, and Color) meanwhile I’m inherited 3C and 1B qualities (Convenient Companionship that can be used as Cover up – if they are not yet coming out or as a Bait – to attract another “G” Man since I have the “G friendly vibe”)... Well, likes Batman has Robin as his side kick; “G” man has me as their side kick =)

I also assumed that I must be a damn-kick-ass-side-kick since I got stability, independency and less emotional baggage that gives added value to their life without threatening their existence ... Moreover I don’t mind to let them shine over me!!! GEE, no wonder “G” men are all over me!! What can’t I say, I’m so precious for them =)

Again likes Batman has so many devices to facilitate his job such as Bat-mobile, Bat-arangs, Bat-lasso etc. As “G” Man side kick, I’m also well equipped with one device that called “G”Dar (Gay Radar) where I could just spotted “G” Man from the distant.

This “G” Dar is well customized and attached to my body and matter affect it's one of my finest asset=) … Here's how the "G"Dar device works usually if a man scrutinized me around H & T Zone (Head to Toe) more than 10 sec, the light will turn green – means he’s absolutely “G” Man, however if he’s staring around T & H Zone (Tits and Hips), the light will turn red, means he’s definitely straight !! The longer he’s staring at those areas – means the level of their “G” ness or straightness. Even though sometimes I have false alarm, since “Bi” is hard to detect!!!!....

To be frankly, I felt gifted with my “G” Magnet ability since it’s not like everybody have it or born with it =) And somehow along the way between “G” Man and me, we developed finest mutualism relationship.

The “G” man keeps me amused with their dark and bitchy sense of humor since they don't hesitate scrutinize and criticize me with their inner bitchiness if I did the unthinkable mistake in the same time they’re inspiring me to write or develop extraordinary ideas.

So for all “G” man out there, thanks for your existences and chooses me as your side kick!! Even though the side kick sometimes needs a break too!!!! Hehehehe ....