10 THINGS ABOUT ME

To whom that reads this article, kindly reminded me another 10 years from now!!!

Wise man once said to me that when you come to the certain age; you become less and less tolerance of certain things and somehow I reached those phases. Here are the (10) things about me that people should know:

1. I REALLY hate needles, going under the knife and medicine!!!! Honestly, I will do anything in my power to avoid that …. So for my future beauty plan – I guess I just have to put a lot of cream, hit the gym more often and eat “healthy” since there will be no Botox, Liposuction, and Tummy tuck, unless they found a new technology that prevents me from getting pain!!!!

2. I couldn’t function in well-organize, sterile, predictable environment or the areas that is full of traffic, bad pollution and no access to nature – that just makes me suffocated!!! I REALLY need a bit chaotic, unpredictable areas to live in that have a lot of open space, less pollution, no bad traffic and easy access to nature…. WOW where could that be? Any ideas?!

3. My dream job will be FIELD JOB; where I could interact more with “real peoples” and nature plus it’s required me to travel more.

4. I couldn’t stand dealing with “bullshit peoples”! Well, I used to be really good dealing with them by pretending and helping them get orgasm with their bullshit however now -- somehow I don’t have the time and energy for doing that, C’mon just get real, just put that mask down, so I could see your true color!.... “If Tante syuka, Tante bayarin!“

5. I couldn’t stand dealing with “mellow dramatic peoples”! I could just shoot my head directly with the big gun, because these people just annoyed me inside out. News flash: “Life is hard and you died! Get over it….”

6. I was thinking more and more to adopt a puppy or a baby (a bit undecided though)…. Well, both are cute, need a lot of attention, time and energy … Well, maybe dog!

7. I’m eager to see the world out there, started with finished travel around Indonesia, ASEAN countries then Asia in general, Africa, Europe, and South America… Gee, I still have 170 countries more to go!!!......

8. I love vintage stuffs either it’s art, clothes, music, film, wine or vintage man!!! Hehehhehe…

9. If one day I’m bored, sick and tired with aid agencies… I probably back to my real passion, which is ART and CULTURE!!!

10. I had an alter ego named Tante and it has been stick with me for more than 7 years now.

Well who knows, I might ended up living in the big city with no open space, bad air and traffic, work in a huge corporate company that required me to less contact with “real peoples” because for them, real peoples are just another profitable numbers!!! Then hang out with bull-shitters and mellow dramatic peoples since I don’t have any facial expressions and ability to feel emotions anyway because of the effect of dozens of Botox injected to my face.

I’ll be a super skinny bitch that only travels to the famous shopping spree destinations, purchase art in the name of prestigious and have a lot boy toy on a side, just to feel hips and young. Followed by big sex tape scandals!!!....